is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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