Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Randomize
