Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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