Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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