Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
