Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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