Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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