I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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