ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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