If i come over, it means nothing
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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