I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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