Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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