why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Sponge bath it is.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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