It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
