So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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