were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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