i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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