I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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