Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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