And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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