This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
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I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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