Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
More tranny stories later!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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