i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack