Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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