yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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