office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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