I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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