She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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