How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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