i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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