you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.