dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.