so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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