I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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