dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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