I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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