dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Oh god heβs a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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