The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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