The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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