I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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