is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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