apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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