K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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