well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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