literally had 100 drinks last night.
Buhtt sex?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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