What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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