Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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