somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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