the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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