i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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