what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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