Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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