Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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