yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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