Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Boobs speak an international language.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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