if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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