Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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