last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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