I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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